- Previously on Warehouse 13... 上一集《倉庫13》提要...
- Hello? 喂？
I have a special...Order. 我有個特別嘅...訂單。
- You have a date? - No. - 你有約會呀？ - 冇呀。
- Be yourself. - 做返自己就得。
- So what high school did you go to? - 你讀邊間中學㗎？
- Why all the questions about my past? - 點解成日問我過去嘅嘢？
What am I doing here? 我喺度做咩？
I got-- - Oh! 我收到-- - 噢！
- [gasps] - [倒抽一口氣]
What kind of advice is "be yourself"? 「做返自己」係咩建議嚟㗎？
Because myself is a giant freakazoid. 因為我自己係個超級怪人。
When you said "meet me at the diner," 你話「喺餐廳等我」嗰陣，
I thought you'd arranged some lame meet with me and todd. 我仲以為你安排咗同Todd嘅無聊會面。
- Todd. - Todd。
- Hey. - Hey. - 嗨。 - 嗨。
Get out. 出去。
- Yeah, leaving. - 係，走緊。
- My lips can't focus. I'm too excited. - 我個嘴都唔聽使喚，太興奮啦。
- Me too. - I know. - 我都係。 - 我知。
The Warehouse is finally getting a computer upgrade. 倉庫終於要升級電腦系統啦。
- Right. - 係呀。
The irs Warehouse where you work. 你返工嗰個IRS倉庫。
Exciting. Very exciting. 興奮，真係好興奮。
- I know, right? - 我知，係咪？
That place has been running on a first-gen 嗰個地方由石器時代開始
8-bit gui since, like, the stone ages. 就用緊第一代8-bit圖像介面。
Oh, I'm so sorry. 噢，真係唔好意思。
I keep forgetting you're not a high-tech kind of guy. 成日唔記得你唔係高科技嗰類人。
- Hey, I'm pumped if you're pumped. - 喂，你興奮我都興奮㗎。
But my computer skills go as far as 但我嘅電腦技能最多只係
Getting new ring tones for my cell phone. 幫手機換吓鈴聲咋。
- You're cute for a luddite. - 你作為科技白痴都幾得意㗎。
Oh, yikes. 噢，死火。
I'm late. 我遲到啦。
Got this guy coming to install the new system. 有個嚟安裝新系統嘅人要嚟。
Some mucky-muck from some place called global dynamics. 係Global Dynamics嗰啲高層嚟嘅。
Catch up later? 遲啲再傾？
- I could bring lunch. - 我可以帶午餐嚟。
- Crustless pb&j, twinkies, and doritos? - 冇邊嘅花生醬果醬三文治、Twinkies同Doritos？
- And an orange for fiber. - 仲有個橙補充纖維。
- Mmm, that's why I loves me some todd. - 嗯，所以我咁鍾意我嘅Todd。
- [stammering] w-w-what? - [口窒窒] 咩...咩...咩話？
What are you do-- what are you doing? 你做緊咩--你做緊咩呀？
Do you have any idea what you're doing? 你知唔知自己做緊咩㗎？
- Look, I was asked to upgrade this place - 喂，係人叫我嚟升級呢度
To class seven standards and I can't do that 去到第七級標準，你成日阻住我
With you constantly interrupting me. 我點做嘢啫。
- Adapt. - 適應吓啦。
This is not eureka. 呢度唔係Eureka。
I will not have you gutting my system. 我唔會俾你拆散我個系統。
- Your guts are rotted. - 你個系統已經爛晒啦。
- All right, every single wire has to go exactly back - 好，每一條線都要完全放返
Where it was. 原本嘅位置。
- Half of these aren't even wires. - 呢啲一半都唔係電線嚟㗎。
This one looks like shoelace. 呢條睇落似鞋帶。
- All right, let me be perfectly clear. - 好，等我講清楚。
[overlapping arguing] [爭論聲重疊]
- Hey-o! - If you damage any of my data, - 喂喂！ - 如果你整壞我任何數據，
You will not come within an inch-- 你連一吋都唔會--
- Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie. Artie? - Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie。Artie？
Artie, why don't we let our special guest, Artie，不如等我哋嘅特別嘉賓，
Who I bet Mrs. Frederic wouldn't have sent here 我估Mrs. Frederic唔會送個麻煩友嚟嘅，
If he was trouble, do his thing, huh? 做佢嘅嘢，好唔好？
Come on, buddy. 嚟啦，老友。
- Yeah, he's a global dynamic geek. - 係，佢係Global Dynamics嘅書呆子。
- I know. - He's soulless. - 我知。 - 佢冇靈魂㗎。
He's made up of binary numbers. 佢係由二進制數字組成嘅。
- Yeah. - 係。
- I'll tear his heart out. - 我會扯出佢個心出嚟。
[electrical shock and thud] [觸電聲同跌倒聲]
- Hello? - 喂？
Wire in the hole. 電線喺個窿度。
I drop stuff down there all the time. 我成日都跌嘢落去㗎。
Hold on to me, will you? 扶住我，好嗎？
I'm Claudia, resident tech girl. 我叫Claudia，呢度嘅技術女仔。
- Uh, douglas. Douglas fargo. - 呃，Douglas。Douglas Fargo。
Everyone just calls me fargo. 個個都叫我Fargo。
- Okay...Doug. - 好...Doug。
Neat gizmo, huh? - Yeah. 好得意嘅小玩意，係咪？ - 係呀。
Um, what makes it glow? 嗯，佢點解會發光㗎？
Is it, like, a phosphorous compound? 係咪好似磷化合物咁？
- No, it belonged to ben franklin. - 唔係，係Ben Franklin嘅嘢。
Amplifies human energy to-- 可以放大人類能量去--
First time in the Warehouse? 第一次嚟倉庫？
- Until the scary lady with the beehive showed up, - 直到個有蜂巢頭嘅嚇人女人出現之前，
I kind of thought Warehouse 13 was just an internet rumor. 我仲以為倉庫13只係網上傳聞。
So, um, any chance after I'm done with the install, 咁，嗯，等我安裝完之後，
I could get a tour? 可唔可以參觀吓？
- Ooh, no can do, outlander. - 噢，唔得喎，外人。
You've only got blue level clearance. 你只得藍色權限咋。
I have to ask. 我要問吓。
Is this-- gasp. 呢個係咪-- 嘩。
- Better than gasp. - 仲勁過嘩。
This is gonna replace all of that. 呢個會取代晒嗰啲。
It's from global dynamics, where I work. 係Global Dynamics嘅，我喺度做嘢。
Well, run, I guess. 嗯，應該話係管理。
Yeah, I'm in charge. 係，我係負責人。
- What about this thing? - 呢個係咩嚟㗎？
- Ah, it's a m.A.R.A. - 啊，係M.A.R.A.
A maintenance and repair automaton. 維護修理自動機械人。
It's for use in unmanned space stations, 用喺無人太空站，
Large facilities. 大型設施。
I--I actually invented it. 我...其實係我發明嘅。
But, um, I was gonna install it with your system, 但係，嗯，我本來想同你個系統一齊安裝，
But your boss vetoed it. 但你老細否決咗。
- Yeah, Artie would have vetoed fire - 係，如果Artie早幾年出世，
If he'd been born just a couple years earlier. 連火都會俾佢否決。
[laughter] [笑聲]
So you ready to fire up Warehouse 13.1 or what? 準備好啟動倉庫13.1未？
- Let's get this over with. - 快啲搞掂佢啦。
- Okay, shutting down the old systems now. - 好，而家關閉舊系統。
[systems power down] [系統關機聲]
And bring in the new. 引入新系統。
- Anybody gonna ask me to dance? - 有冇人請我跳舞㗎？
- What exactly did you do? - 你到底做咗啲咩？
- The new o.S. Should have come right on. - 新作業系統應該會即刻著返㗎。
- Oh, really? - 噢，係咩？
- I hope that means we can't park here. - 我希望呢個意思係我哋唔可以泊車。
- Catastrophic failure detected. - 偵測到災難性故障。
- "catastrophic" is a bad word. - 「災難性」係個唔好嘅詞。
[ethereal music] [空靈音樂]
♪
- Those eyes are popping up all over the Warehouse. - 倉庫周圍都出現晒啲眼睛。
- Is this thing looking at me? - 呢舊嘢係咪睇緊我？
- And what are they doing? - 佢哋做緊咩？
- I think they're watching us. - 我覺得佢哋喺度監視我哋。
- This is all your fault, bismarck. - 全部都係你嘅錯，Bismarck。
- Fargo. And it is not my fault. - Fargo。而且唔係我嘅錯。
When we shut down the old system, 我哋關閉舊系統嗰陣，
Some sort of fail-safe activated. 啟動咗某種安全機制。
I'm completely locked out. 我完全被鎖咗出嚟。
You didn't think to mention there was a fail-safe? 你冇諗過講有個安全機制？
- No, I didn't know there was a fail-safe. - 冇，我唔知有個安全機制。
And aren't so-called computer experts supposed to realize that 你哋啲所謂電腦專家唔係應該
Before you shut down a system? 關系統之前知道嘅咩？
- Okay, boys, take it outside. - 好，兩位，出去傾。
Let me work a little claudiosity. 等我用吓Claudia式魔法。
- I never should have let you in here. - 我當初唔應該俾你入嚟。
- Well, it wasn't exactly your decision now, was it? - 喂，又唔係你決定嘅，係咪？
- Hey. Oh, no, you didn't. - 喂。噢，唔係嘛。
It's not coming from this office. 唔係呢間辦公室傳出嚟嘅。
- All systems functioning within acceptable parameters. - 所有系統喺可接受範圍內運作。
- That voice. - 把聲。
I recognize that voice. 我認得把聲。
That's hugo miller's voice. 係Hugo Miller把聲。
- Who? - 邊個？
- He was the original designer of the Warehouse systems. - 佢係倉庫系統嘅原設計師。
- Where are you going? - 你去邊？
- Um, the computer lab. - 嗯，電腦實驗室。
- You have a computer lab? - 你哋有電腦實驗室？
- More like a computer morgue. - 應該話係電腦停屍間。
- You didn't think to mention there was a computer lab? - 你冇諗過講有個電腦實驗室？
- Well, later on, I'll make a list for you - 好，遲啲我會列張清單俾你
Of all the things that I didn't think to mention. 所有我冇諗過要講嘅嘢。
- Has this been running the entire time? - 呢度成段時間都喺度運行緊？
- No, no, of course not. - 唔係，唔係，當然唔係。
Place has been shut down for 35 years. 呢度已經關閉咗35年。
So why is it-- you know what? 咁點解佢會-- 你知唔知？
Spread out, don't touch anything, 散開，唔好掂任何嘢，
But look for an off switch. 但搵吓關機掣。
- Who was hugo miller? - Hugo Miller係邊個？
- Brilliant man and more than a little devious. - 好聰明嘅人，仲有啲古惑。
He actually encouraged bill gates to go 佢實際上引導Bill Gates
In one direction while pushing steve jobs 去一個方向，同時推Steve Jobs
To go in another. 去另一個方向。
- Hey. - 喂。
- Hugo spent years down here integrating - Hugo花咗好多年喺呢度整合
The whole Warehouse into a workable platform. 成個倉庫成為一個可行平台。
- Looks like he spent a lot of time - 睇嚟佢都花咗好多時間
Playing with himself too. 自己玩自己。
No way! 唔係嘛！
Awesome. Lemon launch. 正呀。檸檬發射器。
- Pete. - Pete。
- Pete, that's been here for years. - Pete，呢舊嘢喺度好多年㗎啦。
- If I were you, I'd put that down. - 如果係我，我會放低佢。
Hugo was a huge practical joker. Hugo係個大整蠱專家。
He'd leave exploding cans of pop everywhere. 佢周圍放爆炸汽水罐。
Used to drive everybody nuts. 搞到個個都癲。
- Artie, what happened to him? - Artie，佢最後點樣？
- He retired. - 佢退休咗。
- Hello, blinky. - 你好，閃閃發光嘅嘢。
- Oh, that's the fail-safe. - 噢，呢個就係安全機制。
There must be a main power junction. 一定有個主電源接駁點。
[electricity crackles] Oh! [電流聲] 噢！
- You all right? - 你冇事嘛？
- I've been hit with worse. - 我受過更重嘅打擊。
- Are you sure? - 你肯定？
Wow, this thing is tied in to the fail-safe. 嘩，呢舊嘢連接到安全機制。
- Whoa. Take a gander. - 嘩。睇吓。
It's uploading a massive amount of data from our mainframe. 佢喺度上載大量數據嚟自我哋嘅主機。
Whatever it is, I think it's moving in. 無論係咩，我覺得佢喺度入侵。
- This fail-safe is hardwired into the whole system, - 呢個安全機制係直接連接到成個系統，
Into the temperature regulators, the security feeds, 連接到溫度調節器、保安鏡頭，
Into the neutralizer pump. 連接到中和泵。
- Maybe that's okay. - 可能冇問題㗎。
We were installing a new computer anyway. 我哋本來就係安裝新電腦。
- Well, one we can control. - 係我哋控制到嘅先得㗎。
- Why don't we just bring hugo miller here? - 點解唔直接帶Hugo Miller嚟呢度？
- I told you he's retired. - 我話過佢退休㗎啦。
- Retired or... [clicks mouth] - 退休定係... [嘖嘴]
- No, he's alive. Don't be dramatic. - 唔係，佢仲喺度。唔好咁誇張。
There were rumors about a nervous breakdown, but-- 有傳聞話佢精神崩潰，但係--
- Well, sitting in a windowless room - 吓，坐喺間冇窗嘅房
For ten years playing monopoly with hal? 同Hal玩十年大富翁？
What could go wrong? 有咩可能會出錯？
- Do we know where he retired to? - 我哋知唔知佢退休去咗邊？
- Place called hutchinson. It's in featherhead. - 一個叫Hutchinson嘅地方，喺Featherhead。
- Featherhead? That's two hours away. - Featherhead？嗰度要兩個鐘頭車程。
We should at least go talk to him. 我哋至少要去同佢傾吓。
- It's worth a try. - 值得一試。
- Yeah, I think I could "retire" here. - 係，我覺得我可以喺呢度「退休」。
- Well, let's check you in then. - 咁我哋幫你辦理入院手續啦。
- Hugo doesn't get many visitors. - Hugo好少人探訪㗎。
[keypad tones] [按鍵聲]
Just give me a moment. 等陣先。
- Okay. - 好。
- I wonder if they give sponge baths here. - 唔知呢度有冇得沖涼呢？
- Do you know every former Warehouse agent - 你知唔知我哋識得嘅前Warehouse探員
We've ever known is either crazy, evil, or dead? 唔係癲咗就係變壞咗，或者死咗？
- Or all three. - 或者三樣都齊。
- You can come in now. - 你哋可以入嚟啦。
- Mr. Miller, we're from the-- - Miller先生，我哋係--
- I know who you are. - 我知你哋係邊個。
You're president ulysses s. Grant 你係Ulysses S. Grant總統
And the snowman. 同埋雪人。
You've come because it's arbor day 你哋嚟係因為植樹節
And there aren't enough zippers to go around. 同埋唔夠拉鏈用。
- Well, at least he's not evil or dead. - 好彩佢至少唔係壞人或者死咗。
- Yet. - 暫時啫。
- Hugo? - Hugo？
We have some questions about something you built years ago. 我哋想問吓你以前整嘅一樣嘢。
A, um, backup computer system? 一個，嗯，後備電腦系統？
- It went round and round - 佢轉呀轉
And spinning and spinning 轉呀轉
And dancing and flying. 跳舞同飛。
- This is not gonna be a standard interview. - 呢次訪問唔會係普通訪問。
- No. No, it's not. - 唔係。絕對唔係。
- The koala bear is actually a marsupial. - 樹熊其實係有袋類動物。
- Well, system's functioning - 系統運作正常
Within acceptable parameters. 喺可接受範圍內。
- Recovery fail-safe is active. - 復原安全機制啟動咗。
- Yes, hugo. Exactly. - 係，Hugo。啱晒。
Exactly. The fail-safe. 啱晒。安全機制。
How do we shut it off? 我哋點樣熄咗佢？
- You don't have the code. - 你冇密碼。
- Agent miller, president grant is ordering you - Miller探員，Grant總統命令你
To give us the code. 俾密碼我哋。
- Of course, mr. President. - 當然啦，總統先生。
But I must be paid in bicycles. 但係我要用單車嚟找數。
- Can do. - 冇問題。
- Mm-hmm. - 嗯。
- I'm not paying a bicycle for that. - 我唔會為咗呢樣嘢俾單車㗎。
- You know, maybe we should just - 你知唔知，不如我哋
Take him back to the Warehouse. 帶佢返Warehouse。
- Warehouse 13? - Warehouse 13？
- Yeah, yeah. You remember Warehouse 13? - 係呀係呀。你記唔記得Warehouse 13？
- The spinning and the dancing... - 轉呀轉同跳舞...
And--and the boxes. 同埋...啲箱。
- If he sees the Warehouse, he may remember the code. - 如果佢見到Warehouse，可能會記得個密碼。
- What do you think about that, buddy, huh? - 你覺得點呀， buddy，嗯？
- Can we get ice cream? - 可唔可以食雪糕？
- Uh-- - Yeah. - 嗯-- - 可以。
- Yeah, if that's what you want. - 係，如果你想嘅話。
- Definitely. - Ice cream. - 一定啦。 - 雪糕。
- Okay. - 好。
- Ice cream. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - 雪糕。 - 喂喂喂。
Whoa, hugo. - Hey! 喂，Hugo。 - 喂！
- [laughs] - [笑]
- No. - 唔好。
[electricity crackles] [電流聲]
- [grunts] - [呻吟]
- [laughing] - [笑]
- We got everything on hugo miller. - 我哋有晒Hugo Miller嘅資料。
- Excellent. Is it hard to find? - 好正。難唔難搵？
- Uh, yes and no. - 嗯，又難又唔難。
- Okay, perfect. - 好，完美。
All we have to do is go through and follow-- 我哋只要跟住呢條路--
Redacted. 被遮蔽咗。
- Who would do that? - 邊個會咁做？
- The regents. Crossing things out. - 係Regents。佢哋劃走咗啲嘢。
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - 等等等等等。
They found hugo collapsed on aisle allentown-22c. 佢哋發現Hugo喺Allentown-22C通道暈低咗。
Cited it as mental exhaustion. 話係精神疲勞。
- Uh, guys, it's finishing. - 喂，各位，就快完。
- Please don't blow up. - 唔好爆炸呀。
[systems power on] [系統啟動]
- Oh, that wasn't so bad. - 哦，都唔係咁差啫。
[electronic beeping] - No, we're still locked out. [電子嗶聲] - 唔係，我哋仲係鎖住。
Is that-- 呢個係咪--
- Hugo. - Hugo。
It's agent miller. 係Miller探員。
- Agent Nielsen, I am hugo one. - Nielsen探員，我係Hugo one。
I assume control in the event of catastrophic failure. 當發生災難性故障時，我會接管控制權。
- Holographic artificial intelligence. - 全息人工智能。
Must be one of the earliest models ever. 一定係最早嘅型號之一。
- That would explain the tom selleck mustache. - 咁就解釋到點解有Tom Selleck鬍鬚。
- We were just installing a new system. - 我哋啱啱安裝新系統。
There is no catastrophic failure. 冇災難性故障。
- I will be the judge of that. - 呢個由我判斷。
- The judge? - 你判斷？
- My eyes are currently scanning the Warehouse - 我嘅眼睛而家掃描緊Warehouse
For irregularities. 睇下有冇異常。
I must also review decades of artifact retrieval 我仲要審查幾十年嘅神器回收記錄
And personnel files. 同人事檔案。
Excuse me. 唔好意思。
- At least he is polite. - 至少佢有禮貌。
[Farnsworth buzzes] [Farnsworth響]
- Artie, look, we found miller, okay, - Artie，我哋搵到Miller啦，
But he's a complete nutjob. 但佢完全係癲嘅。
He kept talking about spinning and dancing and-- 佢不停講轉呀轉跳舞呀--
- He tesla'd us, Artie. - 佢用Tesla電我哋，Artie。
- Well, his program is some kind of artificial intelligence. - 佢個程式係一種人工智能。
Bring him back here so he can turn this thing off. 帶佢返嚟等佢熄咗呢樣嘢。
- Yeah, he kind of slipped away from us, - 係，佢啱啱走甩咗，
So we'll call you back when we get him. 所以我哋搵到佢再打俾你。
- This is very unusual. - 呢個好唔尋常。
He's normally quite docile. 佢平時好溫順㗎。
We've checked. 我哋查過。
He's not on hospital grounds. 佢唔喺醫院範圍。
Here are his records you asked for. 呢啲係你要嘅紀錄。
- Thank you. - 唔該。
- You know, Myka? - 你知唔知，Myka？
- Yeah? - 嗯？
- This guy couldn't have spun or danced far. - 呢條友唔可能轉同跳舞去得好遠。
- Spinning and dancing, right? - 轉同跳舞，係咪？
On the way here we saw a-- 嚟緊嘅路上我哋見到個--
I think I might know where he is. 我諗我知佢喺邊。
- What? What? What? What did we solve? - 咩？咩？咩？我哋解決咗咩？
[circus music] [馬戲團音樂]
♪
- Hugo, are you okay? - Hugo，你冇事呀？
- So sad. - 好傷心。
It worked last time. 上次得㗎。
- Hey, hugo? - 喂，Hugo？
Hey, buddy. 喂， buddy。
I'm gonna put these bright, shiny bracelets on you, okay? 我幫你戴呢啲閃令令嘅手鐲，好唔好？
And you can tell us all about it on the way to the Warehouse. 然後你喺去Warehouse嘅路上話俾我哋聽。
Yeah? Come on up. 好唔好？起身啦。
Yeah, let's do this one first. 係，先戴呢個。
- Hugo, we really need your help. - Hugo，我哋真係需要你幫手。
- Can't help without the spinning. - 冇轉就幫唔到手。
- So why would he model hugo one after himself? - 點解佢要將Hugo one整成自己個樣？
- Lots of programmers do that. - 好多程式員都係咁做。
I mean, I never have. 我意思係，我從來冇。
Some others do. 但其他人有。
But this is impossible. 但呢個冇可能。
When this was developed, a.I. Was just science fiction. 呢個系統開發嗰陣，人工智能仲係科幻小說。
- If something seems impossible, - 如果件事睇落冇可能，
It usually means there's an artifact involved. 通常代表有神器牽涉在內。
[electronic warbling] [電子顫音]
He's coming back. 佢返緊嚟。
- I have completed my analysis. - 我完成咗分析。
- And everything's cool, right? - 咁一切都冇問題，係咪？
So you can skedaddle. 你可以走人啦。
- Claudia Donovan, your file shows nine separate - Claudia Donovan，你嘅檔案顯示九次
Incident reports. 獨立事故報告。
- Actually thought it would be more. - 我仲以為會多啲添。
- I guess he's got your number. - 我諗佢睇穿你。
- Douglas fargo, your global dynamics profile - Douglas Fargo，你嘅Global Dynamics檔案
Includes the phrase "inappropriately pushed button" 包括「不當按鈕」呢句
38 times. 38次。
- Wait, wait, wait. You can access my g.D. File? - 等等等等。你可以睇到我嘅G.D.檔案？
- No, no, no. - 唔係唔係。
He's accessing the Warehouse system. 佢係存取Warehouse系統。
If I can view an atm in sweden, for example, 如果我可以睇到瑞典嘅ATM，
Then so can hugo one. 咁Hugo one都得。
- Agent Nielsen, your unconventional - Nielsen探員，你嘅非傳統
Management skills are subpar. 管理技巧唔合格。
- Okay, I've had just about enough of you. - 好，我受夠你啦。
- I have determined the source - 我已經確定咗
Of the recent catastrophic event. 最近災難事件嘅源頭。
- Which is? - 係咩？
- The agents who work here. - 喺度做嘢嘅探員。
[loud rumblings] [轟隆聲]
[keypad tones] [按鍵聲]
I have completed my analysis. 我完成咗分析。
[cell phone rings] [電話響]
- Todd? - Hey. - Todd？ - 喂。
Where are you? 你喺邊？
The doritos are getting cold. 啲Doritos就快凍晒。
- Shoot. - 死火。
Uh, I'm sorry. [stammering] 嗯，唔好意思。 [結巴]
Got a bit of an emergency here. 呢度有啲緊急情況。
I am gonna have to resched lunch. 我要改期食晏。
- Oh, okay, no problem. - 哦，好，冇問題。
Maybe dinner? 晚餐得唔得？
- Oh, god, I hope so. - 天啊，我希望得。
- Who's that? - 邊個嚟㗎？
- Nobody. - 冇人。
- I'm nobody? - 我係冇人？
- No, you're todd. - 唔係，你係Todd。
This is todd. I can't talk right now. 呢個係Todd。我而家唔方便講嘢。
- Who is that? - 邊個嚟㗎？
- Nobody. - I'm nobody? - 冇人。 - 我係冇人？
- No. [sighs] - 唔係。 [嘆氣]
I can--I can't do this. 我...我頂唔順。
I'm gonna have to call you-- 我要打俾你--
[static] [靜電聲]
- External communications 對外通訊
Are for Warehouse business use only. 係倉庫公務專用㗎
- [sighs] [嘆氣]
Maybe a bad idea anyway. 可能都係唔好嘅主意
- So who's todd? 咁邊個係Todd？
- A guy. A friend. 一個男仔，一個朋友
A guy friend. It's not serious. 男性朋友咋，唔係認真嘅
Why? 做咩咁問？
- Oh, yeah, no particular reason. 哦，冇咩特別原因
I just kind of got the impression that-- 我只係覺得...
- Yeah, just call her when your voice has changed, will you? 係啦，等你把聲變咗先打畀佢啦，好冇？
Work to do. 有嘢做
Hugo one, I think that your calculations are incorrect. Hugo一號，我覺得你啲計算有問題
The agents are not the problem here. 問題唔係喺探員度
- Falcon scott protocol initiated. 啟動Falcon Scott程序
- No, no, no. Please. 唔好，唔好，求吓你
You can't be serious. 你唔係認真㗎嘛？
- Protecting the Warehouse is my primary function. 保護倉庫係我嘅主要職責
- No, no. 唔得，唔得
- What's falcon scott protocol? 咩係Falcon Scott程序？
- Well, the system initiates 系統會啟動
A temperature drop to sub-zero to protect the artifacts. 溫度降至零下以保護文物
- And what happens to us? 咁我哋會點？
- Ooh! 嘩！
Oh, that was fast. 哦，咁快嘅
- ♪ round and round the mulberry bush ♪ ♪ 圍住桑樹轉呀轉 ♪
♪ the monkey chased the weasel ♪ ♪ 猴子追住黃鼠狼 ♪
- Anything useful in that file 份檔案有冇啲有用嘅嘢
About our lawrence welk back there? 關於後面嗰個Lawrence Welk？
- It's weird. 好奇怪
There's a recent neuro-imaging of his brain 有佢最近嘅腦部掃描
And it shows that there's a whole section 顯示有一大個區域
Of it that's completely dormant 完全處於休眠狀態
And there's no explanation why. 而且冇解釋點解
- I need to shed a tear. 我要去滴眼淚
- Don't we all? 我哋個個都想啦
- I think he means he needs to go to the bathroom. 我諗佢係話要去廁所
- What? 吓？
- Yeah. 係呀
My uncle used to say that. 我舅父以前成日咁講
- Hugo, okay, you hold it, okay? Hugo，好，你忍住先，好冇？
I just got this baby detailed. 我架車先啱啱洗乾淨咋
There's a gas station down the road. 前面有間油站
- Jeez, it's cold in here. 天啊，呢度好凍
- You think by saying that every three minutes 你以為每三分鐘講一次
It's gonna get any warmer? 就會暖啲咩？
Got about an hour left before it becomes life-threatening. 仲有大約一個鐘就會有生命危險
- And where are you taking us? 你帶我哋去邊？
We got to figure-- 我哋要諗辦法...
- [speaking gibberish] [講外星話]
- I didn't catch that. 我聽唔清楚
- [speaking gibberish] [講外星話]
- What the hell-- [speaking gibberish] 搞咩鬼... [講外星話]
[all speaking gibberish] [全部講外星話]
- You took off his cuffs? 你除咗佢對手銬？
- He likes to sit. 佢鍾意坐低
That's not in my job description. 呢啲唔係我嘅職責範圍
- Ice cream. 雪糕
- Not now, hugo. 而家唔係講呢啲，Hugo
- [stomps feet] [跺腳]
- That's what it was like in the bathroom. 廁所就係咁嘅感覺
- Fine. You know what? 好，你知唔知點？
Grab me some twizzlers. 幫我拎啲Twizzlers
I'm gonna call Artie and see what's up. 我打畀Artie睇吓咩事
[Farnsworth buzzes] [Farnsworth發出嗡嗡聲]
- [speaking gibberish] [講外星話]
- Artie, I can't understand you. Artie，我聽唔明你講咩
- Albert grows things. Albert種嘢
- Huh? 吓？
- Yeah, he's had a long day. 係呀，佢今日好攰
Just keep the change and thank you. 唔使找錢，多謝
- [speaking gibberish] [講外星話]
- Okay, Artie, slow down. 好，Artie，講慢啲
- Well, there's a new one. 嘩，呢個新嘅
- I think the farnsworth is broken. 我諗部Farnsworth壞咗
- Babble, babble, babble. 嗡嗡嗡，嗡嗡嗡
- Okay, Artie, I don't know if you can hear me, 好，Artie，我唔知你聽唔聽到我講
But I read through hugo's medical file 但我睇咗Hugo嘅病歷
And half of his brain is burnt out. 佢半個腦都燒壞咗
- [speaking gibberish] [講外星話]
- "bring hugo back. Computer has taken over." 「帶Hugo返嚟。電腦已經控制咗一切。」
What? 吓？
- Okay, we have to get back there now. 好，我哋要即刻返去
- All right, buddy, we're going for a ride. 好，老友，我哋要出發啦
- Be on the lookout for two kidnapping suspects. 留意兩個綁架疑犯
If you see either of these two people, 如果你見到呢兩個人
You are supposed to contact the police immediately. 要立即聯絡警方
Suspects are wanted in connection-- 疑犯涉嫌...
[all speaking gibberish] [全部講外星話]
- Gonna have a little chat with hugo one. 要同Hugo一號傾吓偈先
- Lattimer and Bering? Lattimer同Bering？
That's what I thought. 我諗都係
Hands above your heads. 舉高手
- Hey, pal, you're making a mistake. 喂，老友，你搞錯咗
- Don't push me, cowboy! 唔好逼我，牛仔！
- Or we could just raise up our hands. 或者我哋可以舉高手
- Yeah. 係呀
- Don't you have any artifacts 你冇啲可以令到暖啲嘅文物咩？
That make it warmer? 增加彈性，令鴿子跳舞
- Increases elasticity, makes pigeons dance. 呢度冇
Nothing here. 我唔明
- I don't get it. 呢啲有咩危險？
How is any of this dangerous? 哦，信我啦，如果佢被撈起、裝袋
- Oh, trust me, if it's been snagged, bagged, 再貼標籤，就一定有毒
And tagged, it's got an evil streak. 咁...Todd，佢係你男朋友？
- So...Todd, is he your boyfriend? 男性朋友
- Guy friend. 好，男朋友。佢幾好
Okay, boyfriend. He's nice. 你呢？
What about you? 女朋友？
Girlfriend? 以前有
- Used to. 佢，嗯，已經唔存在啦
She, um, doesn't exist anymore. 哦，你分手真係分得徹底
- Oh, when you break up, you really break up. 我對拍拖呢啲嘢仲係新手
I'm new to the whole dating meme. 我係鍾意Todd，但佢以為
I mean, I like todd, but he thinks 我喺稅務倉庫做嘢，所以我唔可以話
I work in a tax Warehouse, so it's not like 「喂，唔好意思，我去唔到約會
I can say, "hey, sorry I can't make our date. 有個邪惡電腦控制咗我嘅工作地方」
An evil computer took over my workplace." 如果我可以好似同你咁
Be nice if I could just have someone 對住一個人坦白就好啦
In my life I could be honest with like you. 係呀，幾好
- Yeah, nice. [吸氣]
- [gasps] 嘩
- Ooh. 喂，一個活動畫筒
Hey, a zoetrope. 我細個都有個咁嘅嘢
I used to have one of these when I was a kid. 係呀，呢個可能會令你...
- Yeah, that one probably makes you-- Fargo，唔好！
Fargo, no! 我好似見到你成世嘅嘢喺眼前閃過
Think I just saw your whole life flash before my eyes. 然後呢？
- And? 係咪精靈造型？
- Was that a genie costume? 唔係
- No. 「Max Wertheimer嘅活動畫筒
"max wertheimer's zoetrope. 可以進行意識轉移」
Allows for mind transference." 唔係掛
Get out. Wertheimer？Wertheimer
- Wertheimer? Wertheimer. 佢係二十年代嘅格式塔心理學家
He was the gestalt guy in the '20s. 開創咗大腦思維過程嘅研究
He pioneered the study of the brain's thought processes. 我喺精神病...研究機構待過一段時間
I spent some time in a psyche w--research facility. 喂，等陣
Hey, wait a second. Myka話Hugo不停講轉圈同跳舞
Myka said hugo kept talking about spinning and dancing. [警報響起]
[alarm sounds] 未經授權取出文物
- Unauthorized removal of artifact. 啟動安全措施
Security measures engaged. 呢啲係我嘅M.A.R.A.S.
- Those are my m.A.R.A.S. Hugo一號玩緊你啲玩具
- Hugo one's been playing with your toys. 但佢哋只係用嚟維修保養㗎嘛，係咪？
They're just for maintenance and repair though, right? 多數係
- Mostly. [吸氣] - 嘩！
- [gasps] - Oh! 嘩
Whoa. 正！
Nice! 走！
- Run! 唔好郁
- Don't move. 警察就嚟到
Cops are on their way. 好，你聽我講，Leo...
- Okay, look, leo... 我覺得你踩緊個坑，兄弟
I think you're kind of stepping in it here, bro. 我意思係，我哋好趕時間
I mean, the thing is, we're kind of in a hurry. 係呀，冇講笑，靚仔
- Yeah, no kidding, pretty boy. 我喺通緝令見到你
I saw you on the apb. 你因為綁架被通緝
You're wanted for kidnapping. 應該係嗰個人，係咪？
Probably that guy, right? 個人工智能
- The a.I. 一定係透過倉庫連接咗互聯網
It must have accessed the internet through the Warehouse. 你覺得佢唔想我哋帶Hugo返去？
- You think it doesn't want us to bring hugo back? 喂，Leo，你犯緊大錯
- Look, leo, you're making a huge mistake, 因為我哋係特勤局嘅
'cause we're secret service. [笑]
- [chuckles] 我而家慢慢拎我個徽章出嚟
- Look, I'm just gonna reach for my badge slowly 掉畀你
And I'm gonna throw it over to you 你睇吓
And just take a look at it. 呢個睇落真嘅
- This looks real. 因為係真嘅，Leo
- That's because it is real, leo. 但特勤局係保護總統㗎
- But the secret service protects the president. 係呀，總統又唔喺呢度！
Yeah, and the president's nowhere else around here! 冇你諗咁蠢，係咪？
Not as stupid as you thought, huh? 喂，喂，喂
- Hey, hey, hey. 做咩？
- What? 汽水會「爆」
- Soda pop go "boom." Pete，你冇事嘛？
- Pete, are you okay? 佢講緊咩？
- What's he talking about? 我唔知
- I don't know. 檸檬發射升空
- Blast off with lemon launch. [模仿火箭發射聲]
[imitating rocket launching] 記唔記得？
Remember? 咳咳，吓？
Ahem. Huh? Hugo自己整檸檬發射
Hugo makes his own lemony launches. 侯斯頓... [模仿無線電靜電聲]
Houston... [imitates radio static] 我哋有問題
We have a problem. 佢做咩事？
- What's wrong with him? 唔好逼我講
- Do not get me started. Hugo，Leo係咪好口渴？
- Hugo, doesn't leo look thirsty? [笑]
- [chuckles] 真係好笑！
What a lark! 小心！
- Look out! 就係咁？
That's it? 搞咩鬼？
- What the hell? Billy Jack！
- Billy jack! 你以為罐汽水
- What did you think was gonna happen 會有咩效果？
With the can of soda pop? 吓？呢條友整咗部電腦
- What? The guy built a computer 可以搞到我哋俾人拉
That can have us arrested.
I thought his practical jokes would do more 我以為佢啲惡作劇最多只係
Than make the floor sticky. 整到地板黐立立。
- Ha-ha! Sticky! - 哈哈！黐立立！
- You wanted to chat? - 你想傾偈？
- God, I hate that! - 天啊！我最憎咁樣！
- I intercepted Donovan and fargo - 我截住咗Donovan同Fargo
Attempting to remove an artifact from allentown-22c. 想偷走Allentown-22C嘅文物。
- But you didn't hurt them, right? - 但你冇整親佢哋，係嘛？
- The dropping temperatures will soon preclude - 氣溫越嚟越低，好快就會
Any further breaches of protocol. 冇人再敢違規。
- Bully for you. - 叻仔。
I'm very happy for you. 我好戥你開心。
Listen, hugo one, I was thinking, 喂，Hugo One，我諗緊，
You know, while we're waiting for me 你知啦，等我
To take the big sleep, that you and I-- 長眠之前，不如我哋——
I don't know--we could pass the time maybe 我唔知——或者可以
By playing a game. 玩吓遊戲打發時間。
- Attempting to distract me with games is futile. - 想用遊戲分散我注意力係冇用㗎。
- No, I know. I know. - 唔係，我明。我明。
But come on, hugo. 但係啦，Hugo。
Come on. You can't resist playing a game. 嚟啦。你實忍唔住玩遊戲㗎。
Any game. I know you can't. 咩遊戲都得。我知你實忍唔住。
- Does that work? - 咁樣得唔得㗎？
- No! - 唔得！
Stupid m.A.R.A.S. 蠢嘅M.A.R.A.S.。
- We can't stay in here forever. - 我哋唔可以喺呢度一世㗎。
- We can stay until the-- [low growl] - 我哋可以留到—— [低吼聲]
Until that thing wakes up. Out, out, out! 等到嗰樣嘢醒返。走啦，走啦，走啦！
We got to get out. 我哋要出去。
- Was that the original-- - 係咪原本嗰個——
- Don't say its name. - 唔好講佢個名。
Trust me on this. It can get ugly. 信我啦。會好麻煩㗎。
[gasps] [吸氣聲]
All right, come on. 好，嚟啦。
We're the two biggest techno brains in the dakotas 我哋係達科他州最勁嘅兩個科技天才
And we're totally getting our asses kicked by colossus. 但竟然俾Colossus打到一仆一碌。
- That ring you have, can it amplify - 你嗰隻戒指，可唔可以放大
Anything other than human energy? 人類能量以外嘅嘢？
- Like for instance? - 例如呢？
- For instance... A laser? - 例如……激光？
- Marry me. - 嫁俾我啦。
- D-9. - D-9。
- No. Miss. - 唔中。
E-10. E-10。
- Hit. - 中咗。
- Ahh. - 啊。
- You sunk my battleship. - 你擊沉咗我嘅戰艦。
- Sorry. - 唔好意思。
- A-7. - A-7。
- Miss again. - 又唔中。
- If this works, we'll probably only have - 如果呢個方法得，我哋可能得
A few seconds before it drains the cutter's charge. 幾秒鐘時間，之後就會吸乾切割器嘅電量。
- Hey, if we die, it's been fun. - 喂，如果死咗，都算好玩嘅。
- Agreed. - 同意。
Awesome. 正呀。
- Fargo, watch out. - Fargo，小心。
- It is my destiny. - 呢個係我嘅命運。
- [grunts] - [呻吟聲]
[chuckles] [輕笑聲]
- 20 years of practicing in front of the mirror - 練咗20年鏡前動作
For the best four seconds of my life! 就係為咗呢四秒人生巔峰！
- We rule! - 我哋最勁！
I like todd. 我鍾意Todd。
- I had a completely different thought. - 我諗嘅完全唔同。
- No, I mean-- - 唔係，我意思係——
I'm really sorry. 我好對唔住。
I like you, fargo. 我鍾意你，Fargo。
I do, but when we kissed, I was totally thinking of todd. 真係㗎，但係我哋錫嗰陣，我完全諗緊Todd。
I really like him. 我真係好鍾意佢。
He's not just some guy. 佢唔係普通男人。
He's the guy I think about 佢係我衝動錫啱啱識嘅人
When I impulsively kiss guys I've just met. 時會諗起嗰個。
We're still cool, right? 我哋仲係朋友，係嘛？
- Yeah. - 係。
Totally. 絕對係。
- Okay, good. - 好，好。
Let's find that zoetrope and get it to Artie. 搵返個幻影轉盤俾Artie啦。
- This is why jedi turn to the dark side. - 難怪絕地武士會墮入黑暗面。
- Come on, hugo. Okay. - 嚟啦，Hugo。好。
- Artie's here. - Yes, yes. - Artie到咗。 - 係，係。
He is--he is here. 佢——佢到咗。
Come on. Let's go see Artie. 嚟啦。我哋去見Artie。
[door remote beeps] What's wrong? [門遙控器嗶嗶聲] 做咩事？
- It won't open. - 開唔到。
- Tick-tock, change the lock! - 滴答滴答，換鎖啦！
- Oh, man. - 唉，頂。
I knew this was gonna happen some day! 我知呢日遲早會嚟㗎！
The computers have taken over. 電腦已經控制晒一切。
Step one, kill Pete and Myka. 第一步，殺咗Pete同Myka。
Step two, unleash the nuclear arsenal 第二步，發射核武庫
And then, bam! 然後，嘭！
Pretty soon we're all in human breeding camps 好快我哋全部要住人類繁殖營
Wearing fur bikinis. 著皮草比堅尼。
- You know, sometimes I think your brain is the artifact. - 你知嘛，我有時覺得你個腦先係文物。
It's just a program, Pete. 只係一個程式嚟㗎，Pete。
Computers can't think for themselves, all right? 電腦唔會自己思考，明冇？
- Mine does. - 我嗰部會喎。
- Okay. - 好。
- E-3. - E-3。
- Hit. - 中咗。
- [chuckles] - [輕笑聲]
- You've won, - 你贏咗，
Which is impossible. 但呢個係冇可能㗎。
- Well, not when you've played the way I have. - 如果你好似我咁玩，就唔係冇可能。
See, I never put any of my battleships 睇吓，我從來冇放任何戰艦
On the board. 上棋盤。
- You cheated. - 你出千。
- [sighs] - [嘆氣]
You know what I think? 你知我諗咩？
I don't think that you're artificial intelligence. 我覺得你唔係人工智能。
You're hugo miller. 你係Hugo Miller。
Part of him, anyway. 至少係佢一部分。
Pete and Myka have the other part, don't they? Pete同Myka有另一部分，係嘛？
- You-- - 你——
You don't know anything about me. 你對我乜都唔知。
- Well, I think I know more about you - 我諗我比你更了解你
Than you do yourself. 你自己。
I know that you loved wearing 我知道你鍾意著
Those hideous leisure suits. 啲核突嘅休閒西裝。
And I know you had a fat, orange cat. 仲知道你養咗隻肥肥嘅橙色貓。
And I know that you always cheated at games. 仲知道你成日喺遊戲出千。
Used to drive everybody completely crazy. 搞到所有人都癲晒。
And for some reason, the part of you that loves games 而唔知點解，你鍾意遊戲嗰部分
Is still in there, and the part of you that cheated is not. 仲喺度，但係出千嗰部分就冇咗。
Hugo, what the hell happened? Hugo，究竟發生咩事？
- Full programming was discontinued by the regents. - 完整程式被理事會終止咗。
Deemed too dangerous. 認為太危險。
But the potential for human-computer interface 但係人機介面嘅潛力
Is invaluable to the scientific community. 對科學界嚟講係無價嘅。
- And so you took a shortcut. - 所以你走捷徑。
You cheated. You used an artifact. 你出千。你用咗文物。
- I may have miscalculated. - 我可能計錯數。
Instead of copying my electro-encephalographic waves, 冇複製到腦電波，
It transferred them. 反而轉移咗佢哋。
- Half of hugo's brain didn't burn out. - Hugo一半嘅大腦冇燒壞。
It's in the computers. 係喺電腦入面。
Or the left side, anyway. 或者至少左邊係。
Compassion and intuition, improvisation, 同情心、直覺、即興發揮，
That's still in hugo's body. 仲喺Hugo嘅身體入面。
Hugo, you can't run the Warehouse with half a brain. Hugo，得半個腦係管唔到倉庫㗎。
I mean, look. 你睇吓。
I was able to trick you at a child's board game. 我連細路仔棋盤遊戲都呃到你。
Let Pete and Myka come back to the Warehouse 俾Pete同Myka帶返真嘅Hugo
With the real hugo... 返倉庫……
And let us try to put your brain back together. 等我哋幫你駁返個腦。
- Oh, man, I'm really starting to hate these things. - 唉，我開始好憎呢啲嘢。
- Well, hello. - 你好。
- No, no, hugo. No, no, no, no, no, no. - 唔好，唔好，Hugo。唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好。
[electronic whirring] [電子轉動聲]
- That's a bad sound. - 呢個聲好唔妥。
- Pete, I really think that we should just-- - Pete，我真係覺得我哋應該——
I don't know! 我唔知！
[laser blast] [激光射擊聲]
- Take cover! Take cover! - 搵掩護！搵掩護！
- Go! Get down! - 走！伏低！
Get down! Get down, hugo! 伏低！伏低，Hugo！
- Artie? Artie, we got it. - Artie？Artie，我哋攞到啦。
Max wertheimer's zoetrope. Max Wertheimer嘅幻影轉盤。
Hugo miller could have used this Hugo Miller可能用呢個
To copy his brain into hugo one. 將佢個腦複製入Hugo One。
- It's why he was able to create - 所以佢25年前先整到
Such a sophisticated a.I. 25 years ago. 咁精密嘅人工智能。
- Except that he's not an a.I. And it's not a copy. - 但佢唔係人工智能，亦唔係複製品。
That's really half of hugo miller's brain in there, 入面真係Hugo Miller半個腦，
Which is why he can't function as a full human being. 所以佢冇辦法完全好似正常人咁運作。
Right, hugo? 係嘛，Hugo？
- Your argument has merit. - 你嘅論點有道理。
The right side of my brain should be 我右邊嘅腦應該
Reconnected with the left, but not in human form. 同左邊重新連接，但唔係用人類形態。
Inside the computer. 係喺電腦入面。
- No. - 唔得。
You'll be trapped in there. 你會被困喺入面。
- The human body fails after a few years. - 人類身體幾年就會壞。
Computers are forever. 電腦係永恆嘅。
- He has a point. - 佢講得有道理。
- If I help you, then what do I get? - 如果我幫你，我有咩著數？
- I shall lift the restrictions - 我會解除限制
And abort falcon scott protocol. 同終止Falcon Scott協議。
Lattimer and Bering may return to the Warehouse Lattimer同Bering可以帶Miller
With miller and complete the transference. 返倉庫完成轉移。
- If you do this, you know you'll be killing - 如果你咁做，你知你會殺死
The real hugo miller? 真正嘅Hugo Miller？
- No. - 唔係。
The real hugo miller will become his life's work. 真正嘅Hugo Miller會變成佢畢生嘅傑作。
- All right, okay, hugo. - 好，好，Hugo。
That thing's firing freaking laser beams at us, man! 嗰舊嘢係咁射激光過嚟呀，大佬！
- Pa-cheew! - 啪啾！
- Ah! - 啊！
[laser blasts] [激光射擊聲]
- We have to get past that eye. - 我哋要避開嗰隻眼。
- Where is the tesla? - Tesla槍喺邊？
- Oh, it's in the car. I'll get it. - 哦，喺車度。我去攞。
- Be careful. Be careful. - 小心。小心。
[laser blasts] [激光射擊聲]
- Ah! Okay. - 啊！好。
Okay, but it's not fully charged! 好，但係未充滿電㗎！
- All right, well, it's our only shot. - 好，呢個係我哋唯一機會。
- Well, I'm a better shot, so I should take it. - 我射得準啲，所以應該我嚟。
- Bull. - 吹水。
- Okay. - 好。
- Ah! - 啊！
It's gone. 冇咗。
- Hugo? - Hugo？
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - 喂喂喂喂喂。
Wait, wait, wait. 等陣，等陣，等陣。
Hugo, you go first. Hugo，你行先。
- Pete! - What? - Pete！ - 咩話？
- Just-- - 只係——
- All right, I'll go. - 好啦，我去。
- Artie, you can't do this. - Artie，你唔可以咁做。
- I know. - 我知。
It's just hugo one 只係Hugo One
Has left us no option. 搞到我哋冇得揀。
- So, what, this lamp thing - 咁即係話，呢盞燈
Is gonna suck out the rest 會吸走呢位可憐老友
Of this poor guy's brain? 嘅腦？
- Yes. - 係。
The Warehouse comes first. 倉庫係最緊要。
We all knew that going in. 我哋一開始就知㗎啦。
- Hello there. - 你好。
- Wait. That's... - 等陣。呢個係...
Hugo. Hugo。
What? 咩話？
- Yeah, I'll explain later. - 係，我遲啲解釋。
- Shall we begin? - 可以開始未？
- No, no. - 唔得，唔得。
Artie, we're not gonna feed a former agent Artie，我哋唔會將一個前探員
To some pissed off atari. 餵俾個發嬲嘅Atari。
- No, no, no, Pete! - 唔得，唔得，唔得，Pete！
- What the hell are these things gonna do? - 呢啲嘢到底會點？
- What the hell are those things gonna do? - 呢啲嘢到底會點？
- Nets, fire, I don't know. - 網、火，我唔知。
- Whoa! - 嘩！
[grunts] [呻吟聲]
Ah! 啊！
- Or spinning blades. - 或者旋轉刀片。
- No, no, no, no, no. - 唔得，唔得，唔得，唔得，唔得。
No, it's okay, guys. I got it. 唔緊要，各位。我搞得掂。
Just stay back there and don't make it angry. 你哋留喺後面，唔好激嬲佢。
- Hugo, that is not necessary. - Hugo，冇必要咁做。
We will do exactly as we've agreed. 我哋會跟足協議去做。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
Until the procedure is complete, 直到程序完成，
All systems will remain on automatic. 所有系統會保持自動模式。
You will continue to be locked out of any access. 你哋會繼續俾鎖住，冇權限進入。
- Guys, uh, could you please hurry, - 各位，唔該快啲得唔得，
'cause I already shaved once today? 因為我今日已經剃咗一次鬚㗎喇？
- Please connect the zoetrope to the fail-safe. - 請將走馬燈連接到安全裝置。
- Claudia. - Claudia。
- I'm sorry. - 對唔住。
- The spinning. - 轉動。
- Begin. - 開始。
- Artie, we can't. - Artie，我哋唔得。
You have to stop this. 你一定要停手。
There's a person in there. 入面有個人㗎。
- All right, now. - 好，就係而家。
- Now what? - 而家點？
- Well, the lights are dimmed. - Yeah, and? - 燈光暗咗。 - 係，跟住呢？
- That's exactly what happened when hugo one-- - 呢個同Hugo One——
- Was first turned on. - 第一次開機時一樣。
- So now we've got a shot because-- - 所以我哋有機會，因為——
- Because the transfer might be taking up - 因為傳輸可能佔用咗
Most of his processing power. 佢大部分嘅處理能力。
- Yes. - 係。
- We might be able to get back into the system. - 我哋可能可以重新入返系統。
- Exactly. - 啱晒。
- You can remotely access the Warehouse through your laptop? - 你可以用Notebook遙距進入倉庫？
- I hacked in from switzerland once. - 我試過喺瑞士黑客入侵。
- Sweet. - 正。
- Guys, we're losing him! - 各位，佢就快頂唔順喇！
- There's a pass code. - Crack it! - 有密碼。 - 破解佢！
- It's six digits or letters. - 係六個數字或字母。
- I'm counting on your hackery. - 靠你嘅黑客技術喇。
- I need more than eight seconds. - 我需要多過八秒。
- Ah! - 啊！
Myka, the picture! Myka，幅畫！
- He gave us this code when we visited him. - 我哋探佢嗰陣佢俾咗呢個密碼我哋。
- He drew a picture of a cat. - 佢畫咗隻貓。
Ooh, he had a fat, orange cat. 哦，佢有隻肥肥哋嘅橙色貓。
What was the name of the cat? Fatty, catty, orangey. 隻貓叫咩名？肥肥、貓貓、橙橙。
Orangey! Try orangey! 橙橙！試下橙橙！
- No go. - 唔得。
- "orangey"? Really? - 「橙橙」？真係？
- Albert! - Albert！
Albert! It's albert! Albert！係Albert！
- How do you know that? - 你點知㗎？
- 'cause we went in that store - 因為我哋入過去嗰間舖，
And hugo said, "albert grows things." Hugo話：「Albert種嘢㗎。」
Name of his cat is albert. 佢隻貓叫Albert。
- I'm in. - Yes! - 我入到去喇。 - 正！
All right, lock him out of everything but this lab. 好，鎖住佢所有嘢，淨係留返呢個實驗室。
- Illegal access. Disengage. - 非法進入。解除。
- Oh, boo-hoo. - 哦，喊啦喊啦。
Time to set things right. 係時候撥亂反正。
- What are you all doing in my office? - 你哋喺我辦公室做咩？
- Hugo...
You don't remember? 你唔記得咗？
- Remember what? - 記得咩？
I was in the middle of a procedure and I-- 我啱啱做緊程序，跟住我——
Oh. 哦。
Oh, wha-- 哦，咩——
What the hell is this? 呢啲係咩嚟㗎？
What? 咩話？
Wha-- 咩——
- Hugo, buddy, we got a little story to tell you. - Hugo，老友，我哋有段故仔要話你知。
Let's go get some ice cream. 我哋去食雪糕先。
- I can't. - 我唔得。
I'm lactose intolerant. 我乳糖不耐。
- Ooh. - 哦。
- What? - 咩話？
- Do you ever think about our future here? - 你有冇諗過我哋喺呢度嘅將來？
Like, how do we not end up with our brains scrambled 即係點樣先唔會搞到個腦亂晒
Or blown up or whatever new way to die there could be? 或者爆炸或者有咩新死法？
- Well, I mean, look at the bright side. - 嗯，我意思係，睇好嗰邊啦。
I'm usually within ten feet of you, 我通常離你唔夠十呎，
So whatever terrible thing happens to you 所以你有咩衰嘢發生，
Will probably happen to me too. 大概都會發生喺我身上。
- Comforting. - 真係安慰。
You know, when we play rock, paper, scissors, 你知唔知，我哋玩包剪揼嗰陣，
You don't always have to pick rock. 你唔一定要揀包㗎。
- I don't always pick rock. - 我唔係成日揀包㗎。
- Yes, you do. - 你係。
- All right, next time I will pick scissors. - 好啦，下次我揀鉸剪。
- See, you shouldn't have told me that. - 睇，你唔應該話我知㗎。
- And that should do it. - 搞掂。
All the most recent patches and upgrades. 所有最新嘅修補程式同升級。
- Ah, I cannot wait to see all the technical - 啊，我等唔切想睇晒所有
Achievements I've missed. 我錯過咗嘅技術成就。
Did billy gates ever get that project of his off the ground? Billy Gates嗰個計劃搞掂未？
- Um, in a way. - 嗯，可以咁講。
- You will love eureka. - 你一定會鍾意Eureka。
We have a brain-mapping project so up your alley, 我哋有個腦部繪圖計劃，啱晒你，
It has a parking space. 仲有專用車位添。
- Yeah, if things don't work out - 係，如果Eureka搞唔掂，
In eureka, please consider coming back 請考慮返嚟
To be with us. 同我哋一齊。
- Oh, thanks, but I really couldn't leave eureka. - 哦，多謝，但我真係唔可以離開Eureka。
- Not you. - 唔係你。
I'm so glad you're back. 我好開心你返嚟。
- Thank you, agent Nielsen. - 多謝，Nielsen探員。
- Oh, just call me Artie. - Artie. - 哦，叫我Artie就得。 - Artie。
Artie? - Yeah. Artie？ - 係。
- Wait. - 等陣。
Artie! - Yeah. Artie！ - 係。
- We used to play battleship together. - 我哋以前一齊玩過軍艦棋。
- Yes. - 係。
- You hated computers. - 你以前好憎電腦㗎。
- Yeah, and still do. [laughter] - 係，而家都係。 [笑聲]
- Maybe there is no such thing as evolution. - 可能根本冇進化呢回事。
[chuckles] [輕笑]
- You and me and MacPherson, we have to get together. - 你同我同MacPherson，我哋要聚一聚。
- Well, that would be nice, - 嗯，咁就好啦，
But there aren't as many of us from the old days 但以前嗰班人冇咁多
As there used to be. 留低㗎喇。
- Ahh. - 啊。
- Hugo. - Hugo。
- Artie. - Artie。
- Good luck. - 好運。
- I got it. - 我搞得掂。
- Hey. - Hey. - 喂。 - 喂。
Thank you for coming. I'm sorry. 多謝你嚟。對唔住。
I'm so sorry we got cut off earlier. 好對唔住頭先斷咗線。
Something huge came up and I-- 有啲大事發生，我——
- It's okay. - 唔緊要。
Um, listen, there's something I need to tell you. 嗯，聽講，我有啲嘢要話你知。
- Me too. - 我都係。
Um, look, I'm sorry I've been such a flake lately. 嗯，睇，對唔住我最近咁飄忽。
My head's been in a weird place, 我個腦成日諗埋啲奇怪嘢，
But I recently got some clarity. 但最近我諗通咗。
- I don't think it's a good idea for me to see you anymore. - 我覺得我哋唔應該再見面。
I'm sorry. 對唔住。
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